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I really didn’t want to do this. As a Pistons fan I’m as tired of hearing about this dunk as Ben Affleck is tired of Gigli jokes.  ”Really prick? I made Argo, The Town, Reindeer Games, etc. I bet you’ve never made a mistake at your job and ‘produced’ a McDouble with less than the required amount of pickles. Treated.”  But, I did do it, because I remembered the Madden ambulance from Madden 92’ and really wanted to include it in a gif.  
This is my Surviving Christmas  It’s the studio film you make to get yourself on the radar, because no one will ever forget your Gigli.

I really didn’t want to do this. As a Pistons fan I’m as tired of hearing about this dunk as Ben Affleck is tired of Gigli jokes.  ”Really prick? I made Argo, The Town, Reindeer Games, etc. I bet you’ve never made a mistake at your job and ‘produced’ a McDouble with less than the required amount of pickles. Treated.”  But, I did do it, because I remembered the Madden ambulance from Madden 92’ and really wanted to include it in a gif.  

This is my Surviving Christmas  It’s the studio film you make to get yourself on the radar, because no one will ever forget your Gigli.

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The enemy of my enemy has become my friend. Go Irish? I need to immediately delouse myself.

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The enemy of my enemy has become my friend. Go Irish? I need to immediately delouse myself.

For those of you who didn’t see Stanford’s exciting victory over Oregon last weekend,  I’ve posted highlights below.  The advantages associated with playing home games at Isengard are numerous and to some, potentially illegal. 
Questions remain however, as to 70-foot-tall, self-animated arboreal football players are actually student athletes.  Sure, they go to class and major in kinesiology, but can they really be considered part of the student body when they don’t live with other students, don’t eat with other students, in many cases don’t go to class with other students and are 70-foot-tall trees come to life to bring destruction to those who don’t respect nature?  The debate rages on.

For those of you who didn’t see Stanford’s exciting victory over Oregon last weekend,  I’ve posted highlights below.  The advantages associated with playing home games at Isengard are numerous and to some, potentially illegal. 

Questions remain however, as to 70-foot-tall, self-animated arboreal football players are actually student athletes.  Sure, they go to class and major in kinesiology, but can they really be considered part of the student body when they don’t live with other students, don’t eat with other students, in many cases don’t go to class with other students and are 70-foot-tall trees come to life to bring destruction to those who don’t respect nature?  The debate rages on.

Double Barreled Volleyball Takedown

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Rarely in this life do you get more than you expect.  More frequently, and in every sexual situation I’ve ever been involved in, one of the two parties gets much less than she they expected.  In this video, the doublemint of gifs, you actually get two incapacitations for the price of one. Not only is Marsha Brady going to the dance with a broken nose, her kid brother running down the sideline gets snipered by the dome piece deflection.  

Mike Wallace is one of the fastest non-kangaroo bipeds alive today.  He was running so fast on Sunday on his way to a 42 yard TD that his legs detached from his body around the 20 yard line.  Thankfully, his body caught up with those legs as he hit the endzone. That’s especially good news for defensive backs, because it’s ridiculously hard to jam a pair of legs off the line, and referees, because their heads would explode as they tried to interpret the 12 men on the field rule as it relates to disembodied legs and torsos.
In all seriousness, Wallace catches this ball on the 42, about 3 yards outside the hash.  He then runs on a diagonal to the 30.  That diagonal run can roughly calculated by taking the hypotenuse of his 12 yard run downfield run and his 38 yard run to the sideline.  Before he gets to the 30, he’s already run ~37 yards. He then runs another 30 to get into the endzone.  Using a stopwatch, we can calculate he ran ~67 yards in 7.3 seconds.  67 yards equates to 61 meters.  The world record in the 60 meter dash, held by Maurice Green, is 6.39 seconds.  I don’t believe Maurice was running diagonally or away from professional football players that day. Mike Wallace is a fast biped

Mike Wallace is one of the fastest non-kangaroo bipeds alive today.  He was running so fast on Sunday on his way to a 42 yard TD that his legs detached from his body around the 20 yard line.  Thankfully, his body caught up with those legs as he hit the endzone. That’s especially good news for defensive backs, because it’s ridiculously hard to jam a pair of legs off the line, and referees, because their heads would explode as they tried to interpret the 12 men on the field rule as it relates to disembodied legs and torsos.

In all seriousness, Wallace catches this ball on the 42, about 3 yards outside the hash.  He then runs on a diagonal to the 30.  That diagonal run can roughly calculated by taking the hypotenuse of his 12 yard run downfield run and his 38 yard run to the sideline.  Before he gets to the 30, he’s already run ~37 yards. He then runs another 30 to get into the endzone.  Using a stopwatch, we can calculate he ran ~67 yards in 7.3 seconds.  67 yards equates to 61 meters.  The world record in the 60 meter dash, held by Maurice Green, is 6.39 seconds.  I don’t believe Maurice was running diagonally or away from professional football players that day. Mike Wallace is a fast biped

Brady Hoke, like most Michigan fans, is frustrated by Michigan’s four straight losses to Michigan State.  Brady Hoke, like some Michigan fans, points frequently, at all kinds of things in all kinds of situations.  Brady Hoke, unlike most pointers, has honed his pointing ability to discharge tremendous amounts of energy from his fingers at will.  Mark Dantonio will find himself in a very unfortunate position this Saturday.  

Brady Hoke, like most Michigan fans, is frustrated by Michigan’s four straight losses to Michigan State.  Brady Hoke, like some Michigan fans, points frequently, at all kinds of things in all kinds of situations.  Brady Hoke, unlike most pointers, has honed his pointing ability to discharge tremendous amounts of energy from his fingers at will.  Mark Dantonio will find himself in a very unfortunate position this Saturday.  

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NFL Network’s Ian Rapoport gets hit with a football on live television before last Sunday’s Green Bay / Houston game.  He really does handle it like a pro. There is no video, unfortunately, of the merciless beating he gave the 13 year old ball boy who made the errant throw.

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NFL Network’s Ian Rapoport gets hit with a football on live television before last Sunday’s Green Bay / Houston game.  He really does handle it like a pro. There is no video, unfortunately, of the merciless beating he gave the 13 year old ball boy who made the errant throw.

The always inventive Nate Burleson did his best Duck (eagle) Hunt impression after scoring a 4th quarter TD against the Eagles on Sunday.  Nate learned too late that the bald eagle is actually endangered, making his celebration tasteless to guys in Birkenstocks and women with full length armpit hair. Even if he knew, rest assured he would have replied, “If it was as fast as a lion, it wouldn’t be endangered,” completely unaware that the African lion is also endangered.  We pay you to catch TDs Nate, not head up the World Wildlife Foundation.  Keep doing what you do best.  We’ll do the same, enjoy the gif. 

The always inventive Nate Burleson did his best Duck (eagle) Hunt impression after scoring a 4th quarter TD against the Eagles on Sunday.  Nate learned too late that the bald eagle is actually endangered, making his celebration tasteless to guys in Birkenstocks and women with full length armpit hair. Even if he knew, rest assured he would have replied, “If it was as fast as a lion, it wouldn’t be endangered,” completely unaware that the African lion is also endangered.  We pay you to catch TDs Nate, not head up the World Wildlife Foundation.  Keep doing what you do best.  We’ll do the same, enjoy the gif. 

The only thing separating these men are glasses and a bi-weekly paycheck from the University of Akron.  

The only thing separating these men are glasses and a bi-weekly paycheck from the University of Akron.  

First of many mildly humorous gifs mildly related to mildly funny stories related to sports. 

First of many mildly humorous gifs mildly related to mildly funny stories related to sports.